11/25/2023 0 Comments Dumb prank call jokesI was invited to a sleepover and i was the first one to fall asleep. Shouted, scaring the heck out of them! It was hysterical! He didn't know I was there! So I tapped my mom on the shoulder and she asked who was there and my dad thought she was crazy! So I jumped up and Meanwhile, while she was talkin, I slipped in and crawled to the foot of the bed (where no one could see me)! So my mom and dad thought that there was no one else in the room. She said she was sorry for the stupid pranks and left. She stepped in a little bit but left the door open a crack. He dodged every single prank! Or, so we both thought! My sister went up to our parents door after they went in and everything was dark. "Dad, you might wanna go in with an umbrella." That gave away the ENTIRE thing. I thought that it would've worked, but my sister said this as soon as my dad was about to open the door. Something that fell on your head when you opened your door, fuzzy sticks in the bed, fake bugs, etc. My sister and I went into my parents room and put up all of these stupid little pranks. It took us an hour to get home instead of five minutes because it was too dangerous to walk on the streets. So we had to take back ways through woods and parks and creeks. But, the guy had started to drive around the neighborhood looking for us. They had been staring at the guy through his own car window and he didn't see them. Finally we see two guys sprinting down the hill. Ivy, if there were spotlights, and was he watching us. We just sat in the guy's ivy wondering if this was poion We had to stay down a the bottom of the hill for twenty minutes in some guy's backyard wondering if the other guys got caught. I was just about to go up and help them when all of the lights turned on. So the other guy went up while the three of us stayed at the bottom of the street. I didn't notice it but one of the other guys did. Of course the guy comes out and gets in his truck. I started to run but my friend thought it would be cool to hide behind the guy's truck. So me and my best friend went up to the door while the other three ran down the huge street or hill. We were going to go home because it was like two in the morning. We had gotten like thirty houses in a row in one night so we kept going in this one neighborhood. It should be simply a prank, not a revenge.Me and my frends thought we were super cool when we were like 11, so we all went DDDing one night or ding dong dithing. Just like mommy.”Īnd that’s how you’ll never hear from the company again!Īlways ensure that your pranks are not abusive or distasteful. Phone says you’re a stranger and I should not talk to strangers. “I am sorry Sid, but I need the rest of my money to buy a flamethrower, Nutella, and new diapers. If it gets boring, make things as weird as possible and cut the call) (Remember, you’re the one in control of the call. “Which is why, with the offer I’m willing to give on this product will make it all the more affordable.” He spent his last money on buying a giant play-pen.” “Horty says okay, but he said he won’t pay for it. But, like a true soldier of the telemarketing army, he perseveres) (Sid should have realized by now that this call is not going to go anywhere and he should quit. “Please hold, I’d like to talk about this with my Horty, my pet elephant.” “Because if you like it, I could give it to you for an irresistible offer.” “Because you might like it, just like (the billions of non-existential people I already sold it to).” “Umm ok Jake, so would you like to know more on our product?” Mommy said now that I’m 34, I can live on my own.” “Hi there little Jake, would you pass the phone to your mom or your dad?”
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